Detroit Vs. Everybody de Eminem

Tell 'em if they want it, they can come get that (static)
I swear I love my city, I just want a little (static)
See me, they salute me, they ain't ready for that (static)
Detroit vs. Everybody

I took a bite out the rotten apple by the poison tree
All these females need to email to make noise
And now things changin' a lot, he fuck with my authority
Then he shall see shells, but not by the seashore
If he gang bangin' or not
It's simple as the alphabet
He F with me, that G shall surely see
He definitely is 'bout it, it's retail fraud, he's weak
The honest gesture
The trigger finger 'round the diamond tester
We tail flaw with heat
The same soldier, it's me, myself and I
Ridin' 'round shootin' my biopic and my autobiography
Range Rover, this ain't the squash beef state
You thinkin' makeup, we thinkin' Lark Voorhies face
The twin Eagles an Aries coupe
Might as well ride by in an ambulance
My pair'll shoot like skydivin' in Hammer pants
So call it siblin' rivalry
Take his life, call it the unforgivable robbery
A wise man told me that holdin' a grudge is like
Lettin' somebody just live inside of your head rent free
(Real talk) I don't got time to evict these clowns
Y'all niggas been bitches,
That's none of my business, but I don't sip tea
(That's Nickel) Ride around his block
All he knows is pitfalls,
That's why he's always climbin' out his drop
(I got a question) Do you wanna ride or die?
(Welcome to Detroit, motherfucka)

Boy I need no halves and halves, I want the game in entirety
100 percent cut, no stitches required
Welcome to Detroit where if you get that promotion
Don't worry, man them bullets will still be at your ass firin'
I still call it safe, I would suck if I was umpirin'
Boy I hit the beat I just treat that shit like a diary
I'm offended if you hear my new shit and you ain't rewindin' me
Self made, I never needed your bail or a wire, see
I'm never callin' collect, I call to collect
My homie wanted a Chevy so I put my dog in the vet
Ahh! Plus I'm so loyal that that paper, boy, is all that I fetch
If the ball in my hand then the ball in the net
Bitch I'm the D, can't no offense dunk on me
I'm Mr. Big Shot, these hoes get drunk off me
I'm overrespected, my mama gated community's overprotective
So futuristic, I'm already over my next bitch
Reminiscin' on listenin' to 50 fifty times a day
Back when tenth grade was like fifty days away
Tryna get paid fifty ways a day
Used to put fifty on the layaway,
Now my closet fifty shades of grey
Twenty six and I done lived a lifetime a few times
From futons to Grey Poupons
In church tryna get a little savings, yeah coupons
I spit that A1 every day, I'm hittin' new primes
Now the stakes high, niggas surprised at the new lines
Or takin' down my number like "you still ain't got a new line?"
Nah it's the same, we've been laborin' for years
I know it took way longer than nine months,
But fuck it, it's all in due time
I turned a blunt to a roach with dreams of bein' a Beatle though
Don't want to, I need to, ya gotta learn to keep it cerebral
When you come up in a place where everyone
Got a piece but ain't peaceful
This is just part one, wait 'til the sequel

Tell 'em if they want it, they can come get that (static)
I swear I love my city, I just want a little (static)
See me, they salute me, they ain't ready for that (static)
Detroit vs. Everybody

Comin' from them streets where they thirsty, starvin' to eat
Just a step away from failin', that's why they call it the D
Arguably the whole reason for all of this honesty
Honestly no honor roll, but honored up in them streets
Cause I'm a Linwood nigga, them young niggas hit ya
Put a stack on your head, you'll bleed a lake on Grand River
And to think y'all hood harder then I might beg to differ
Know some killers pull the trigger for a Swisher and Miller
In a blink I'll hit your kisser, bet your ass not rememberin'
They say my city's tougher than two fat bitches scissoring
So nigga I'm a veteran, retire my letterman
Had K's in front ya school, but I ain't going to Kettering
Cough up a lung, 313 where I'm from
Xan got me cross eyed like Bernstein’s son
Any niggas try to copy, put a hole in his top
It's us vs. them, Detroit vs Everybody

Lately it seems as if it's me against the world
Like it was before my life became a movie
And they used to use my mothafuckin' trailer to tease me with
But I flipped that script like a refiller
Painkillers to pop the lid off that safety seal
It made me feel amazing, Navy SEAL of bravery
And if I may reiterate, I ain't even need a script
I ain't bein' conceited
But I made it to radio, eat a dick
I still never ABC the shit
Mainstream appeal but the skill is what made me iller
Since before they called Jay Dee Dilla
I was daydreamin' one day I would be the shit
And if I ever end up escapin' these streets
I swear that I would stay here
Still in it, I'm crazy, I'll always be real
Don't make me steal an eighteen-wheeler
Break all of my friends out of here
And take 'em straight to the Mercedes dealer
Peel off back to the same block that we came from,
On a rampage You crazy for me to flip
What's makin' you think I need a switch?
Cause I'm Adrian Peterson
When he's raging and heated and on the way to go beat his kid
On the track get spanked like he just did
(DETROIT!) I can't never leave this bitch
Sick of bein' treated like me and shit
But Jesus, I can see just why people quit callin' me to do features
And them cyphers on BET cause if I wasn't me
I probably wouldn't want to play with me neither, shit
Seems to be reachin' this fever pitch
180 degrees in here trying to wait for the cedar chips
MCs just bit off more than they can chew
Like a face full of Swedish Fish
Or Lorena with two penises
Hateful ingeniousness, this inconvenience
And for the record, you won't want this type
Of static in your life
When I'm makin' you cling to it
They consider tryin' to reinsulate ya
When it's maybe in for another crazy winter
Cause so cold in the D, it is as days begin to tick away
But ain't this really what made me into
The angry bitter blonde
But ain't we sick of bein' underdogs
Don't make me unleash this shit, release this Pit
May even seem as if I'm yankin' your chain a bit
Or maybe the way in which I'm sayin' shit
Is playin' with you but ain't shit changing
And it's still the same shit and Shady's still a lady killer
Since the day I went insane and then attacked the babysitter
With a potato peeler and mushed her face
Into the entertainment center
It's like another plane just entered into Ukraine again
Or the Bermuda Triangle and attempted to make a safe descent
Awaiting anyone who ain't affiliated, it could be danger
Did you make arrangements with the gangsters 'fore you came here?
And if they mention us

Tell 'em if they want it, they can come get that (static)
I swear I love my city, I just want a little (static)
See me, they salute me, they ain't ready for that (static)
Detroit vs. Everybody

What up doe, it's the godfather Trick Trick
You either ridin' with us or gettin' rolled on
That means Detroit vs. Everybody!
Hey Em, let me get that instrumental take it down to the hood
Let the little homies get this remix crackin'
Detroit! Ok!

Diles que si lo quieren, pueden venir a buscarlo (estático)
Juro que amo mi ciudad, solo quiero un poco (estático)
Me ven, me saludan, no están preparados para eso (estático)
Detroit contra todos

Di un mordisco a la manzana podrida del árbol envenenado
Todas esas hembras necesitan enviar un correo electrónico para hacer ruido
Y ahora las cosas están cambiando mucho, él se mete con mi autoridad
Entonces verá conchas, pero no en la orilla del mar
Si está en una pandilla o no
Es tan simple como el abecedario
Si se mete conmigo, ese G seguramente verá
Definitivamente está en eso, es fraude minorista, es débil
El gesto honesto
El dedo en el gatillo alrededor del probador de diamantes
Seguimos la pista con calor
El mismo soldado, soy yo, yo mismo y yo
Rodeando disparando mi biopic y mi autobiografía
Range Rover, esto no es el estado de la rivalidad
Tú piensas en maquillaje, nosotros pensamos en la cara de Lark Voorhies
Los gemelos Eagles un coupé Aries
Podrían muy bien pasar en una ambulancia
Mi par disparará como si estuviera saltando en paracaídas con pantalones de Hammer
Así que llámalo rivalidad de hermanos
Quitarle la vida, llamarlo un robo imperdonable
Un hombre sabio me dijo que guardar rencor es como
Dejar que alguien viva en tu cabeza sin pagar alquiler
(Hablando en serio) no tengo tiempo para desalojar a estos payasos
Ustedes han sido unos cobardes,
Eso no es asunto mío, pero yo no tomo té
(Eso es Nickel) Rodeando su bloque
Todo lo que sabe son trampas,
Por eso siempre está saliendo de su depresión
(Tengo una pregunta) Quieres vivir o morir?
(Bienvenido a Detroit, cabrón)

Chico, no necesito medias tintas, quiero el juego en su totalidad
Corte del 100%, no se necesitan puntos de sutura
Bienvenido a Detroit donde si obtienes esa promoción
No te preocupes, esos disparos seguirán dirigidos a tu trasero
Todavía lo llamo seguro, sería una mierda si fuera árbitro
Chico, golpeo el ritmo, solo trato eso como un diario
Me ofende si escuchas mi nuevo material y no me vuelves a poner
Hecho a mí mismo, nunca necesité tu fianza o un cable, mira
Nunca llamo a cobrar, llamo a cobrar
Mi amigo quería un Chevy, así que puse a mi perro en el veterinario
¡Ah! Además, soy tan leal que ese papel, chico, es todo lo que traigo
Si la pelota está en mi mano, la pelota está en la red
Perra, soy el D, ninguna ofensa puede machacarme
Soy el Señor Tiros Libres, estas zorras se emborrachan conmigo
Soy sobre respetado, la comunidad cerrada de mi mamá es sobreprotectora
Tan futurista, ya estoy encima de mi próxima perra
Recordando escuchar a 50 cincuenta veces al día
Cuando el décimo grado estaba a cincuenta días de distancia
Tratando de ganar dinero de cincuenta maneras al día
Solía poner cincuenta en la reserva,
Ahora mi armario es de cincuenta tonos de gris
Veintiséis y he vivido una vida varias veces
Desde futones a Grey Poupons
En la iglesia tratando de ahorrar un poco, sí, cupones
Escupo ese A1 todos los días, alcanzo nuevos picos
Ahora las apuestas son altas, los chicos sorprendidos por los nuevos versos
O tomando mi número como "todavía no tienes un nuevo verso?"
No, es lo mismo, hemos estado trabajando durante años
Sé que tomó mucho más de nueve meses,
Pero al diablo, todo lleva su tiempo
Convertí un porro en un colilla con sueños de ser un Beatle
No quiero, necesito, tienes que aprender