Catholic girls de Frank Zappa

(well)
catholic girls
with a tiny little mustache
catholic girls
do you know how they go?
catholic girls
in the rectory basement
father riley's a fairy
but it don't bother mary
Catholic girls
at the cyo
catholic girls
do you know how they go?
catholic girls
there can be no replacement
how do they go, after the show?
Joe:
all the way
that's the way they go
every day
and none of their mamas ever seem to know
hip-hip-hooray
for all the class they show
there's nothing like a catholic girl
at the cyo
when they learn to blow . . .
Father riley:
they're learning to blow
all the catholic boys
Mary:
warren cuccurullo . . .
Father riley:
catholic boys
Mary:
kinda young, kinda wow
Father riley:
catholic boys
Mary:
vinnie colaiuta . . .
Chorus:
where are they now?
did they all take the vow?
Father riley:
catholic girls
Warren:
carmenita scarfone
Father riley:
catholic girls
Officer butzis:
hey she gave me vd
Father riley:
catholic girls
Warren:
toni carbone
Chorus:
with a tongue like a cow
she could make you go wow
Joe:
vd vowdy vootie
right away
that's the way they go
every day
whenever their mamas take them to a show
matinee
pass the popcorn please
there's nothing like a catholic girl
with her hand in the box
when she's on her knees
Larry:
she was on her knees
my little catholic girl
Chorus:
in a little white dress
catholic girls
they never confess
catholic girls
i got one for a cousin
i love how they go
so send me a dozen
catholic girls
ooooooh
(well well well)
catholic girls
(ma-ma-mum ma-ma-mum)
yai-ee-ahhh
catholic girls
ooooooh
(well well now)
catholic girls
(ma-ma-mum ma-ma-ma-ma-mum)
yai-ee-ahhh
catholic girls
(ma-ma ma-ma-maaah)
ooooooh
catholic girls
yai-ee-ahhh
(well well)
catholic girls
(ma-ma ma-ma-ma-mum)
ooooooh
(ma-ma ma-ma ma-mum)
catholic girls
yai-ee-ahhh
(ma-ma ma-ma-ma-mum)
catholic girls
ooooooh
catholic girls
yai-ee-ahhh
Central scrutinizer:
the is the central scrutinizer . . .
joe had a girl friend named mary.
she used to go to the church club every week.
they'd meet each other there
hold hands
and think pure thoughts