Funky cold medina de Living In A Box

Alright, dig it

Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get
with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up
with L-o-c?
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know
that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the
cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold
Medina"

Funky Cold Medina

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll
come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on
your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did
the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much
meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky
Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold
Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go
get it"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew
that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as
planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess,
Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar
Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky
Cold Medina

You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Ya know?

Break it down

Back in the saddle, lookin for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin
Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll
be seein ya"
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky
Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm sayin
That Medina's a monster, y'all