I saw her drinking beer
Eatin peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend Jenny Creggs
She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
I know your hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!

Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows

Woooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Fat girl
She everthing i wanted and more
Fat girl
She can't fit through the door
woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows

I want to prove to you my feelings are for really
So i'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I want to sink my summer sausage into
that double chin yeaaaahhhhh