Dirty deeds done with sheep de Dr. Demento

Birds chirping
pig squeal
rooster crows
if you're having trouble with your barnyard friends
you've got a thing for huuueees
been counting sheep
but your not in bed
here's what you gotta do
Get off the barn
stay off the farm
go read a nursery rhyme
dialing 976 b-a-a-a
that kind of love's a crime
Dirty deeds done with sheep
dirty deeds little boe peep
dirty deeds done with sheep
dirty deeds and they're done with sheep baaa
dirty deeds and they're done with sheep baaa
My friend, larry, has a little lamb
her fleece is as white as snow
he keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
someone should tell him "no"
look at the flock, they're all in shock
here comes that mutton fan
knock at the fleece, give them some peace
don't be a barnyard man, no
Dirty deeds done with sheep
dirty deeds little boe peep
dirty deeds done with sheep
dirty deeds and they're done with sheep baaa
dirty deeds and they're done with sheep baaa
Velcro gloves, knee pads, late night dates
done with sheep
warning signs, electric fences, baa high voltage
done with sheep
Dirty deeds
don't tell them what i done to you
done with sheep
dirty deeds
dirty deeds
done with sheep loud groan/yell
baa, baa
Quiet i think the shepards coming